The brainwashing that Apple does to society!!
Hello iPhone users! Just as you read in the title! In recent years, Apple devices have caused a change in human history comparable only to the arrival of television or the telephone, only about 100 times faster than those inventions! This has led to a very influential shift in human psychology, caused by social behaviors, mentions in famous TV series and movies, as well as many other factors.
Studies conducted by Harvard, in competition with many other major universities, have yielded surprising statistics, which we will mention below:
- Having an iPhone in a high school guarantees a popularity level 60%+ higher than average.
- Using an iPhone in a bar gives you a 40% higher chance of hooking up, regardless of your appearance or level of intoxication.
- People with an iPhone or iPad save more than 3 hours per day on banking, messaging, and news by consolidating everything into one device.
- Having an iPhone means you don't need to carry: a GPS, a pager, a laptop, a recorder, an MP3 player, a movie player, etc., which saves us a lot of weight in terms of technology.
- For a graphic designer or photographer, uploading a portfolio to an iPad guarantees a 40%+ chance of success in getting a job.
- Teachers who use iPads in their classes capture over 90% of the attention, even if it's a lesson about spore reproduction under a rock…
- The iPad 2 was and is one of the main causes of fights in the form of: "But he has an iPad2 and I have this dirty laptop!!!" or "Everyone at school has one except me!!!"
- The iPad, as an emblem of security, has led many people to entrust all their personal and sensitive information to these devices, leaving aside any type of laptop or external storage device.
- Even if a tablet with 100GB of storage, a high-resolution screen, a 15-megapixel camera, and 5G connectivity were to be released… people are already predisposed to buy the iPad 2 or are waiting for the iPad 3 (or 2S) to be released, meaning Apple already dominates the market… People who buy other devices usually do so because of a lack of money, and a very small percentage are simply brainwashed by Blackberry…
- Thieves in civilized countries (Europe, North America, and parts of Asia) think twice, or even more, before stealing an iPhone or iPad because of its satellite tracking. So far this year, there have been 430 thefts and approximately 390 recoveries and arrests by authorities, making it MUCH more likely that someone will steal a Samsung Galaxy Tab than an iPad.
To sum it up: Simply owning Apple devices causes an unprecedented level of self-importance… It would be the equivalent of: In the Middle Ages, wearing togas and purple robes… In the Victorian era: owning china… In the age of plastic: owning a color TV… Among many other examples.
Author: Lobofeo
